A & B (doctors): ano yang binili mo? dami na nitong squidballs bumili ka pa nyan . . .
Z: ewan ko, parang masarap e . . . (tasting it) . . . o masarap nga! kakaiba pero masarap . . . parang gummy bear ang texture na beef stew . . . try nyo kaya!
B: ilang libo kayang bacteria ang nandito?
A: (trying to justify that it's ok for him to eat street squidballs) . . . hindi, ok lang yan, ang tagal na naman na boiling . . .
Z: (trying even harder to justify that it's ok to eat her unidentified streetfood). . .ok lang yan, minsan lang naman . . . pero kayo, wag na kayo kumain . . . at least ako may anti- hepa B vaccine na . . .
A & B: (together) anti hepa A ang kailangan for this! not anti-hepa B!!!
toynk!
Z: talaga?!! oh well, bahala na si batman basta masarap!
A: masarap nga din yan ah . . . ano ba yan? clam? tahong? parang clam at tahong na parang hindi e . . .
B: Z (not real name) (pointing at my unidentified street food), parang balls ng pusa 'to ah?!!! oo nga, balls nga yata 'to ng pusa!!! balls nga ng pusa!
Z: eeeeeewwww, eeewwwwwww!!! pweh . . . pweh!
ok, ok. . . major battle of the brainless night for me . . . didn't know i needed anti-hepa A for "dirty" food and not anti-hepa B. . . didn't know cats had balls . . . kala ko boys lang . . . he,he . . . e yung mga b---- nga namin minsan/madalas/always walang balls, cats pa 'no?!!!! wahaha!!!
Z
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