houston, the ogre is down

another controversial call against the serena williams at the us open women's championship early this morning. . . the ogre was slapped with a warning and what does the ogre say to the chair umpire during the changeover? 

if you walk past me in the hall you better look the other way because you are out of control . . . you're unattractive on the inside. . . i never complain. . . you give me a code violation for expressing my emotions, we're in america!"

i never complain?! hmmm . . . 2 years ago,  highest ever fine slapped in women's tennis history . . . errr . . . duhhh . . . vitamin b, dude!

the former no. 1 and 27 grand slam title holder . . . such a remarkable achievement but definitely not the likings of a champion and a sportsman (yes, i would rather say "sportsman" than "sportswoman") . . . the ogre did not even shake the chair umpire's hand after the game as is usual in every match. . .


a couple of days ago the great roger federer lost a 5-set thrilling semi-final game against novac djokovic and just as a true champion and sportsman, he congratulated and lauded djokovic for his victory. . . and sincerely at that. 

the ogre lost to ausie sam stosur 2-6, 3-6.  the 2011 us open is sam's maiden grand slam title, an amazing victory --- especially since it's a battle against the ogre!  (when the ogre was asked before the championship if she could win the title, she replied: "yes, just don't put nadal or djokovic on the court." djokovic is currently the men's world no. 1 and nadal currently world no. 2 . . . so feeling ni ogre papakainin nya ng alikabok si sam, ganun?! take that, hmp!  and again, i believe you should be in the men's division!)  


pasensya na poh, letting my steam off.  kasi naman monday dawn, i open my tv to catch the us open and i see this corpulent gorgon ranting and raising her voice at the chair umpire . . . de javu, i thought . . . but my tv says "live" . . . the ogre does it again . . . kakainis ka na . . . 


Z

Z, I prefer "gorgon" over "ogre". Ogre is so subtle. When I saw the pic you posted last week, I thought of the female ostrich in your farm. Imagine Ostrich Joy instead of Chicken Joy. Superb! Hahaha! X

how about gargantuan gargoyle! bwahaha! ostrich complaining: we're just big but still cute . . . si ogre- corpulent gorgon-and now the gargantuan gargoyle (haha!) --- katakot, ewan kung anong saving grace.  i have a book of hers which i bought at fullybooked last year . . . di ko pa nababasa gusto ko na i-shred ngayon!  speaking of, i need a new shredder.  tsk . . .tsk . . .

congrats to sam stosur! berry good! sam and the gargantuan gargoyle . . . david and goliath . . .

telegraph.co.uk

. . .and this just in . . .  http://www.gmanews.tv/story/232134/sports/us-open-serena-williams-under-investigation-over-outburst