Top 4 things that remind me of Z

1. Joker Arroyo. Remember his campaign slogan "Kung bad ka, Lagot ka!". If deep in your heart you know that you're not entirely faultless, don't even attempt to mess with her. Otherwise, lagot ka talaga. That's suicide! But here's a secret. If you think that you did something wrong, you can always admit and say sorry, ala GMA ba. Just don't bring a lawyer with you. Later on, you can always argue that your admission of guilt was self incriminatory and you were not advised of your rights, and so not a conclusive proof of your guilt. Wahahahaa! If you still don't get what I mean, see her posts on the anti-epal bill and Mr. Lacierda...

2. DOLE Plantation Bukidnon Clubhouse Burger. Just imagine 100% beef burger patties made from cows that are pineapple-fed. Super tender and succulent! Er, I'm not saying that Z is tender and succulent, and that would be too much information for me. It is just that Z is the only person I know who can subsist on pineapples only, all.day.long. I won't say eew, because I know it does her really good, and fruits are considered as fab! in our books, but let us just say, idol ka tol! Repapips! Wahahahaa!

3. anything that's the opposite of baduy. 90 pounds ago (or thereabouts), I already noticed that she knows how to carry a blazer or any corporate suit, which for me is one of the measures of not kabaduyan. I mean there's a cut for every size, and whether you're on the heavy side or slim, voluptuous or lanky, you can look good with the right style. Yun lang, the heavier you are, the oilier your face can get, so let us not forget our gatsby or clean and clear, or, sige na nga, the aburatorigami, and the mantra: oiliness is next to ugliness. Hehehe.. Hashtag, masabi lang ang mantra...

4. Warren Buffet. Two things. Number 1, she loves to eat buffet style, although, if you observe her very closely, in buffets, she does not eat that much, or she only eats much of one or two picks. But once everyone's settled down, Z will be engaging everyone with her stories and so, there, the fun of eating buffet begins. Number 2, she is super duper generous. She hasn't won the lottery, but she's already asking permission from her H the things that she will buy for her friends. Also, when she sees an interesting item on sale, she doesn't buy just one, but 2 or more, and lucky for me and X, hehehe.

I can go on and on, but the title says Top 4 things that remind me of Z, so four lang, ok? Until next year...

Z, I hope you enjoyed our day. One day, we will be able to unlock the secrets of surprising you fool proof on your big day, without any glitch, hehehe...

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