it’s been hours since i have been in this crisis . . .
the static cling crisis . . .what the? why the?
i cannot move around because everyone can see my curves (read: “bilbil”) . . .what the?! this was not the situation this morning . . . it all started when i went to the banyo and did 1 of the few legitimate things being done inside the banyo . . . is that even related to this static cling?! and the clinging gets worse by the hour . . . grrr . . .
the other time, it was my “balloon” skirt clinging on my legs . . . i don’t know which to prefer -- an upper body static crisis or a lower body static crisis! geeeshhhh . . .this is getting to be so annoying!
so as not to ruin my day further, i am just imagining adam levine telling me the lines of gabriel macht (to mandy moore
“even before i met you i had an instinct about you. once i saw you were a woman with profound static cling i wanted to be that force around you” . . . aaaawwwww . . .hugs and kisses!
wahaha . . .
Z
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